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psych-facts:

Aries: They are impulsive, and live for the moment. Here, it’s a bad thing. This attitude will guarantee an awesome fun life, but can bring them lots of debt. Aries shouldn’t get a credit card…If you’re a spend-easy Aries, it’s going to be important that you find a way to control your impulses by learning how to budget your money. Maybe try investing, too. Your sign is good at that, actually.

Taurus: Ah, Taurus. Financial security is one of the most important things to them! People who’ve lived with them know what I’m talking about. They’re pretty much obsessed. If you’re a Taurus, you probably invest in high-interest savings accounts, to be safe. But being so might turn against you, you might be missing a great once-in-a-lifetime chance here…

Gemini: Spend, save, repeat. Gemini will spend every bit of a paycheck, and then, the next month, save it all. If you’re a Gemini, it will be up to you to resist your urge to splurge, and set aside some money for special splurging occasions. Think about it, wouldn’t be nice to just save a little each month and one day being able to buy a butt ton of awesome stuff ? 

Cancer: There are more self-made millionaires born a Cancer than any other sign. I think this has to do with their ability to know exactly what the public needs. (Oh look, people like red pens now, let’s sell red pens) If you’re a Cancer, go ahead and start investing and… stuff… (I’m 11 idk). But don’t get so caught up in your goal of becoming rich that you forget to have fun

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hurpaderp:

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

 #bonus round: i do hear her and i actually answer four or five times and i hear nothing but silence back